PLEASE STOP BITING ME. IF YOU ABSOLUTELY MUST SUCK MY BLOOD TAKE IT FROM CONVENIENT PLACES LIKE MY FOREARMS--NOT MY ARMPITS OR THE BACK OF MY KNEES. ALSO PLEASE STOP SNEAKING INTO THE MOSQUITO NET AT NIGHT. JUST SHOW SOME COMPASSION, I LIKE MY SLEEP. I HOPE WRITING THIS IN CAPS LOCKS MAKES IT EASIER FOR YOU TO READ.
SINCERELY, FED-UP BITE VICTIM
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